I ketching real kicks here:
18 min: England's response to falling behind at home has been to invite France to continue monopolising possession. Crafty.
22 min: Hoooooooooooof! Ferdinand again showcases England's preferred strategy for the evening, and the French defenders say merci beaucoup, les clowns.
24 min: "The two teams are playing different sports at the moment," reckons Clive Tyldsley on ITV, and he's right.