A man was sitting across from a nice young girl on a train. There was no one else on the train and the young girl was smiling at the man. She then opened her legs, revealing that she wasn't wearing anything under her skirt.
'Do you like what you see?' She asks
'Y y yea' stammered the man
'Would you like to see my pussy wink at you?'
'Yes' panted the man and sure enough it winked at him
'Would you like it to blow you a kiss?'
By now the man was delirious. 'Yess' he said and sure enough it blew him a kiss
'Would you like to put your fingers in?' she asks in her most sexy voice
'Why?' asks the man, 'Can it f*cking whistle as well?'
