A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the
> >bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic
> >Beer," he says.
> >
> >She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after
> >realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man
> >sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
> >
> >"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window,
> >flies around the building three times and comes back in the window. The
> >lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
> >
> >He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
> >building three times, and comes back in the window.
> >
> >She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, So the guy says to
> >the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
> >
> >She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
> >plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
> >
> >The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a
> >real asshole when you're drunk."
