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Cowboy honeymoon.
« on: March 20, 2006, 06:05:16 AM »
A cowgirl married a cowboy. He was a man of the world, while she was an innocent with no experience.

On their first night together, they got into bed and started exploring each other's bodies. Things went fine until she asked, "Oh! What's that?"

He replied, "Well, darlin', that's ma rope."

She slid her hands a little farther down and gasped, "Oh, my! What's that?"

"Why, darlin', them's my knots."

Finally, they started making love, but after a few minutes, she cried, "Stop."

Her panting husband asked proudly, "What's the matter, darlin'? Am I hurtin' ya?"

"No," she replied, "I jes' want cha to untie them knots. I need more rope!"