One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to
make me a new Ark".
Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after
all you're the guv...
God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I don't want
just a couple of decks, . . I want 20 decks, one on top of the other".
"20 DECKS! You are havin' a giraffe, inchyer", screams Noah. "Well, OK big
fella, whatever you say. . . . Should I fill it up with all the animals
just like last time?"
"Yep, that's right, well . . sort of right . this time I want you to fill
it up with fish", God answers.
"Fish?", queries Noah
"Yep, fish . . well, to be more specific Noah, me old salty seadog , I
want carp.
Wall to wall, floor to ceiling Carp!"
Noah looks to the skies. "OK God me old mucker, let me get this right, you
want a New Ark? . . "
"Check".
". . . with 20 decks, one on top of the other? . .. . "
"roger that".
". . . . and you want it full of Carp?".
"Spot on!"
"Kin 'ell Gaffer, far be it from me to question your infinite wisdom, but
why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the
end of his tether..........
"Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark''
