OK, read it now.
This is probably the first time an article in the daily star has ever been taken seriously. They have probably found someone who is willing to give them a story for a few quid and the chance to have his picture in a daily newspaper (for want of a better term).
You may be surprised how good the average Brits knowledge of the caribean actually is, I mean we all listen to Bob Marley and I've even seen the film Cool Runnings
Don't get so het up about an article in a shitty tabloid