Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought
his
> > ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him
> > >
> > >out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the
ashes,
> > she started talking to him. "Herman, you know that fur coat
> > >
> > >you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" She paused
for
> > a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, Herman,
> > >
> > >remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought that
with
> > the insurance money!"
> > >
> > >Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers
in
> > the ashes she said, "Herman, that emerald necklace you promised
> > >me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!
> > >
> > >Finally still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said,
"Herman,
> > remember that blow job I promised you? ......Here it comes
> > >
> > >
