Three men went camping. One of them was a Liverpool fan and the other two were Man Utd fans. That night they put up their tent and after a few drinks and smokes they bedded down for the night. The Liverpool fan slept in between the two Mancs.
The next morning they awoke and the two Mancs had big smiles on their faces "Wots up with yous two?" said the scoucer
The first Manc said "Well I had this dream, a beautiful blonde was stripping in front of me then she began to undress me then started to play with me. I couldn't contain myself and I had the best orgasm ever"
The second Manc said "That's funny, I had a similar dream only it was a dark haired girl and she was giving me a blow job. It felt so real that I also had a wet dream, the best one I've ever had"
The scoucer looked miserable. "what did you dream about?2 asked the two Mancs
"Nothing special" he said "Only downhill skiing"
