foul language

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Foul Language





All of you ladies out there please excuse the rough language in the following story...



A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic....", then suddenly she burst out crying ... "But Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language things I'd never heard before! I mean all these awful four letter words! You've got to take me home... PLEASE MAMA!"



"Sarah, Sarah!" her mother said, "calm down! Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT four letter words?"



"Please don't make me tell you mama" wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME PLEASE!!"



"Darling! Baby! You must tell me what has you so upset! Tell your mother these horrible four letter words!"



Sobbing the bride said, "Oh Mama... he used words like 'dust', 'wash', 'iron', 'cook'..."



"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.

[vibetrini]

so true for many of today's "modern" women. Imagine it have trini girls in dey 20s now day can't even cook... when d older generation gone, only ah handful ah trini women go be able to make a good pot, cuz d rest does sit back and ask d man, well y u doh cook!

for all you ladies out there, learn to cook from yuh mother, grandmother, tanty, whoever, cuz when dey gone u doh want d secret of good tasting food to die too.

[TriniCana]

hmmmm and what about you ?
why you cyah learn to cook and do ya own laundry ?

we happy with slimfast ya know, we doh need to eat pelau and make callaloo fur allyuh lazy asses every blasted day.



you doh worry bout us nah, when hunger biting we ass, we could find dey pot easy 

[capodetutticapi]

de man damn right.

[vibetrini]

TriniCana u gots to know dat plenty men only marrying a woman who could cook eh... I aint saying that i agree with dis, buh iz how many fellas think - (i know i pushing fire wit dis one)

Regardless, my point was dat right now trinidad known to have d best food in the Caribbean.  if d youth ladies doh learn (cuz u know dat d youth men not goin to do it) to cook from the experts (dey mother, grandma, tanty, neighbour) den when the old generation gone, TnT go have d worst food in the region (chocolate flavored slimfast and other flavors is d only thing dat go remain nah

peace

[Lil Jodie P]

aye i cud bubble a bes pot there! level sunday lunch and ting.
actually we had a cooking class that was a must in Convent in form 2...so since then i experimenting on meh family...(poor them)...but the survived and now i cud handle meh story! the thing is tho...i want a man that cud bubble a bes pot too...yuh feel is only me dat go be slaving away in the kitchen?

[TriniCana]

TriniCana u gots to know dat plenty men only marrying a woman who could cook eh... I aint saying that i agree with dis, buh iz how many fellas think - (i know i pushing fire wit dis one)

Regardless, my point was dat right now trinidad known to have d best food in the Caribbean.  if d youth ladies doh learn (cuz u know dat d youth men not goin to do it) to cook from the experts (dey mother, grandma, tanty, neighbour) den when the old generation gone, TnT go have d worst food in the region (chocolate flavored slimfast and other flavors is d only thing dat go remain nah

peace

Well women these days only marrying men that have ah job, so that means ah definite maid and some occasional dining out...so whatz ya point ?

vibetrini I on kicks eh...doh think I serious.

[Pasdah Beatz]

Oh gorm so much 'birds' tuhday cyar cook... heaven forgive them

[Lil Jodie P]

Oh gorm so much 'birds' tuhday cyar cook... heaven forgive them

BIRDS...where allyuh is really find dese names?

[vibetrini]

Trinicana I hear yuh girl, buh if d ladies (who cyah cook) only looking for men with jobs, and dem same men only looking for ladies who cud cook... den iz a stale mate.

Jodie post some easy (nice tasting) recepies up nah, so d other ladies on this forum could get an idea of how to cook a sweet pot for dey man

[Lil Jodie P]

Trinicana I hear yuh girl, buh if d ladies (who cyah cook) only looking for men with jobs, and dem same men only looking for ladies who cud cook... den iz a stale mate.

Jodie post some easy (nice tasting) recepies up nah, so d other ladies on this forum could get an idea of how to cook a sweet pot for dey man

you know daz not a bad idea....
have some real tasty tings i know how to do dat doh really take long and real easy to make. if yuh really wanna know i'll do it. we done have ah lil oprah/dr phil/jerry springer ting going on...might as well add ah lil cooking class!

[ndookie]

if all women could cook (and would) , then there wouldnt be any kfc...i could do with pelau now...alyuh only talking about food

[trinidad badboy]

some dam good food  would be nice right now to man