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A bloke who's Mozart and Liszt
« on: April 14, 2006, 07:24:03 AM »
A drunken man staggers in to a church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."
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Re: A bloke who's Mozart and Liszt
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2006, 02:58:19 PM »
haha  :rotfl:
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