A 55 year old man came home one day after a long day of work, to see his 55 year old wife jumping up and down on the bed naked.
So the man asks her ; Honey why are you so excited? and why are you so naked??
The lady responds; The results just came in and the doctor said that my breasts have the quality of a 20 year old woman!!
The man responds; Wow honey that is great! But what about your 55 year old ass you got there?
The lady responds;Well honey ,I aint ask about you!
