A man was driving his car along the motorway when he notices a blue flashing light in his rear view mirror. At first he ignores it as it is so far away. Eventually after he had travelled another 10 miles this blue flashing light was right behind him. It was the dibble (the police). The man was pulled over and the officer approached tha mans car and said 'Good afternoon sir, did you know that your wife fell out of your car about ten miles down the road' the man was shocked, he looked at the passenger seat and noticed that his wife wasn't there, he then breathed a sigh of relief and said 'Thank f*ck for that, I thought I'd gone deaf'