Hope this brings on a smile!
Miss Beatrice
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired
for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to
call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited
him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and
in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea
and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but so on, it got the better of him and he could no
longer resist. "Miss Beatrice," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me
about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would
prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all
winter?"
