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World Cup vodoo kit???
« on: April 23, 2006, 04:10:50 AM »
Found this today...hilarious! :rotfl:

From: Sunday Hearld
Tom Shields' Sport Diary

IT appears there may be a lot of voodoo about at the World Cup finals. A German company started it all by marketing the FooToo Kit.

This consists of a voodoo doll (sporting a white football jersey with black shorts), various needles, and a set of flags of the nations in the tournament. The process is simple. Attach the flag of your least favourite nation to the jersey and stab away.

While the manufacturers of the FooToo kit have provided equal opportunity for all who wish to conjure up a World Cup hex, the British tabloid press see it as a dastardly attack on England.

That enterprising red top, The Sun, hired their own English witch doctor in retaliation. Doktor Snake (or Jimmy Lee Shreeve, to use his real name) from Norwich will be sticking a coffin nail into his German doll.

Doktor Snake urges England fans to do likewise, and has also composed spells called the Jerry Jinxer and Blighty Booster to chant.

As the nail is stuck in, fans should intone: “Nail of pain bring the German players aching legs! Nail of pain make them take to their beds!”

Perhaps the Foreign Office might help with a translation of the chant into German. Perhaps Sepp Blatter might announce strict Fifa sanctions against voodoo practitioners.
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Re: World Cup vodoo kit???
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2006, 06:36:48 AM »
allyuh fellas better add ah chicken head to allyuh World Cup/ Germany kit....we go sure dem voodoo/obeah... :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: World Cup vodoo kit???
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2006, 09:38:35 PM »
And they was talking bout we?
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Re: World Cup vodoo kit???
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2006, 07:31:29 AM »
this is what we have to do

SPELLS FOR ENEMIES:

*  To bring harm to someone, carve their name on a black candle and burn it all the way down.

*  To get an aggressor to back down, hollow out a cucumber and put a piece of paper with their name on it inside then put it in the refrigerator, or an icebox.

*  To get someone to leave you alone, put a piece of paper with their name on it in a glass of water and freeze it.

To get an unwanted guest to leave your house, turn your broom upside down and sprinkle salt on it.

*  To get rid of something that worries you, think about it each day for ten days while holding money in your hand.  At the end of ten days, drop the money in the street and whoever picks it up will take your worry from you.

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Re: World Cup vodoo kit???
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2006, 07:37:54 AM »
ok ok ok...so we have a relationship advice corner...like dey trying to start a lil cooking segment here too...and now dis! the only ting i eh see yet is somebody advertising they cud tell yuh fortune! ;D
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