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Offline scarface

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Med School
« on: April 26, 2006, 02:10:51 PM »
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started  the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be  disgusted by anything involving the human body."

As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and  do  the same thing", he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But  eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body  and Sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them -

"The second most important quality is "Observation'".  "I stuck my  middle finger in, and sucked on my index finger."  "Now learn to pay attention."

Offline Lil Jodie P

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Re: Med School
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2006, 08:22:17 PM »
 :puking:
ummmmmm....dat was actually kinda gross homie...not a bad joke...but gross!
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Offline trinidad badboy

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Re: Med School
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2006, 09:38:21 AM »


that nasty man

 

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