A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
>breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a
>young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
>chair.
>While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top
>of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
>
>While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,
>this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably
>spent a
>lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
>kissed
>your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever
>he
>tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy
>is
>obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be
>strong,
>honey. I love ! you!"
>His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
>my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we
>had
>any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I
>love
>you, too!!"
