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Squads announced...
« on: May 01, 2006, 02:19:29 PM »
I just get this from vb... I trying hard not to laugh out loud..  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup

 

 

 

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
 

Pinnochio

 

Libero

 

Vimto              Memento        Borneo           Tango

 

Cheerio          Subbuteo

 

Scenario        Fellatio

 

Portfolio

 

SUBS:

 

Placebo

Porno

Polio

Banjo

Brasso

Stereo (L)

Stereo (R)

Hydrochlorofluoro

Aristotle

Computersezno

 

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
 

Itch

 

Annoyingitch              Hardtoreachitch         Scratchanitch

 

Hic      Sic      Spic    Pric

 

Digaditch       Fallinaditch

 

Horseraditch

 

SUBS:

 

Mowapitch

Letsgetrich

Shagabitch

 



RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Whodyanicabolicov

 

Ticlycov          Chesticov       Nasticov

 

Slalomsky      Downhillsky

 

Risky               Swedishshev             Mastershev

 

f**kov            Uf**kov

 

SUBS:

 

Rubitov

Gechakitov

Sodov

Pastryshev

Najinsky

Ivorripabollockov

Taykitov

 

 

 

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
 

Chatanoogaciouciou

 

Atishiou          Blessiou         Thankyiou

 

Busqueue       Snookercu

 

Pennyciou      Twoapennyciou         Fourapennyciou

 

I'llgetciou        Youandwhosarmi

 

SUBS:

 

U

NonU

ManU

Stuffyiou

Lee Kwan Yu

 

 



DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
 

Toomanigoalssen

 

Tryandstopussen       Crapdefenssen         Haveagossen

 

Firstsson        Seccondsson

 

Thirdsson

 

Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen

 

Wherestheballssen               Getthebeerssen

 

SUBS:

 

Howmanygoalsisthatssen

Finallygaveupcountinssen

Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen

Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

 

 

 

 

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
 

Baloni

 

Potbelli           Beerbelli         Giveitsumwelli

 

Wotsontelli     Yrarseissmelli            Onetoomani

 

Legslikejelli    Havabenni

 

Wobblijelli      Spendapenni

 

SUBS:

 

Cantthinkofani!!!

 

Buggermi

 

 

                       



MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

San Francisco

 

Costa Brava              Hopelez          Juan Andonly

 

Manuel Gearbox

 

Don Criformi-Argentina        Skrewdigalz      Luis Canon       Sombrero

 

Chihuahua      Jose

 

SUBS:

 

Jesus Maria Don Key

Burrito

Speedy Gonzalez

Tequila

Caramba

 

 

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
                                                                                   

Kenning van Hire

 

Van Diemansland     Van der Valk     Van Gard        Van Erealdizeez

 

Ad van Tagus            Hertz van Rental        Transit van Dors

 

Van Coova                 Van Sprokendown                Aye van Hoe

 

SUBS:

 

Van Iller

Van Ishincreme

Van Morrison

 

 

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

 

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.

 

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.
 
   
 
 
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2006, 02:41:01 PM »
Dread, put a smiley face on that topic nah...u have men getting ketch >:(
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2006, 02:54:36 PM »
 :rotfl: :devil: ;D :o ??? :rotfl:

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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2006, 02:57:57 PM »
Lord Samo yuh have me rolling here.
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2006, 02:59:05 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2006, 03:02:09 PM »
Dutch central midfielder, Hertz Van rental - dat is a winner....
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2006, 03:04:43 PM »
Quote from: samo on May 01, 2006, 02:19:29 PM
I just get this from vb... I trying hard not to laugh out loud..  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup

 

 

 

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
 

Pinnochio

 

Libero

 

Vimto              Memento        Borneo           Tango

 

Cheerio          Subbuteo

 

Scenario        Fellatio

 

Portfolio

 

SUBS:

 

Placebo

Porno

Polio

Banjo

Brasso

Stereo (L)

Stereo (R)

Hydrochlorofluoro

Aristotle

Computersezno

 

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
 

Itch

 

Annoyingitch              Hardtoreachitch         Scratchanitch

 

Hic      Sic      Spic    Pric

 

Digaditch       Fallinaditch

 

Horseraditch

 

SUBS:

 

Mowapitch

Letsgetrich

Shagabitch

 



RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Whodyanicabolicov

 

Ticlycov          Chesticov       Nasticov

 

Slalomsky      Downhillsky

 

Risky               Swedishshev             Mastershev

 

f**kov            Uf**kov

 

SUBS:

 

Rubitov

Gechakitov

Sodov

Pastryshev

Najinsky

Ivorripabollockov

Taykitov

 

 

 

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
 

Chatanoogaciouciou

 

Atishiou          Blessiou         Thankyiou

 

Busqueue       Snookercu

 

Pennyciou      Twoapennyciou         Fourapennyciou

 

I'llgetciou        Youandwhosarmi

 

SUBS:

 

U

NonU

ManU

Stuffyiou

Lee Kwan Yu

 

 



DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
 

Toomanigoalssen

 

Tryandstopussen       Crapdefenssen         Haveagossen

 

Firstsson        Seccondsson

 

Thirdsson

 

Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen

 

Wherestheballssen               Getthebeerssen

 

SUBS:

 

Howmanygoalsisthatssen

Finallygaveupcountinssen

Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen

Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

 

 

 

 

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
 

Baloni

 

Potbelli           Beerbelli         Giveitsumwelli

 

Wotsontelli     Yrarseissmelli            Onetoomani

 

Legslikejelli    Havabenni

 

Wobblijelli      Spendapenni

 

SUBS:

 

Cantthinkofani!!!

 

Buggermi

 

 

                       



MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

San Francisco

 

Costa Brava              Hopelez          Juan Andonly

 

Manuel Gearbox

 

Don Criformi-Argentina        Skrewdigalz      Luis Canon       Sombrero

 

Chihuahua      Jose

 

SUBS:

 

Jesus Maria Don Key

Burrito

Speedy Gonzalez

Tequila

Caramba

 

 

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
                                                                                   

Kenning van Hire

 

Van Diemansland     Van der Valk     Van Gard        Van Erealdizeez

 

Ad van Tagus            Hertz van Rental        Transit van Dors

 

Van Coova                 Van Sprokendown                Aye van Hoe

 

SUBS:

 

Van Iller

Van Ishincreme

Van Morrison

 

 

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

 

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.

 

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.
 
   
 
 


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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2006, 03:25:08 PM »
Hertz van Rental ..............Ah love dis forum yes  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2006, 06:22:31 PM »
 :rotfl: that was good.
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2006, 07:57:14 PM »
That is the funniest thing I ever read in my  life :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2006, 09:16:54 PM »
you is ah clown or wah?  :rotfl:
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2006, 06:28:26 AM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: whey good thing class eh start yet i bawl out laughing.......people in de classroom thinkin ize a madman  :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2006, 08:23:28 AM »
Seriously man, I watch this topic last night, but ah was kindda sleepy, so ah say leh meh leave it for this morning to soak up what ah read.... oh gorm.

 :rotfl: :rotfl: yeah, it win
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2006, 09:26:17 AM »



 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2006, 09:33:08 AM »
I laugh with the italian buggermi  :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2006, 01:07:51 PM »
At first I take a quick look then when i realise the high level of $hit involved ah leave it till today

It was worth the wait...!!!!
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2006, 08:52:31 PM »
That is a classic :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2006, 09:03:44 PM »
Ah have another player to add to yuh Russian squad.....Cut-yuh-c*ck-cov :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2006, 10:30:27 PM »
Quote from: grskywalker on May 01, 2006, 03:04:43 PM

 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :beermug:

Why on God's green earth would you quote that long ass post just to four schupid emoticons?
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2006, 10:32:37 PM »
I thought it was the squads announce for the TNT vs Peru game.... stueps...
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« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2006, 07:23:37 AM »
I never understand that mihself... people quote long long article, with pics etc: to add some icon below or 2 words...
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2006, 07:50:57 AM »
is there no place in the russion squad for their hardman, Ille Hack-yer bollok off, or their three testicled goalkeeper whodya-nika-bollokov? :rotfl:
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« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2006, 09:33:01 AM »
Funny as hell. Thanks Samo.
Skywalker... use the reply button please  :-[
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Re: Squads announced...
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2006, 09:34:07 AM »
funny
but the Yugoslavians do not have itch at the end of their names
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