Two friends were just about to tee off on the first hole at their local
>: golf course when another man, carrying a golf bag called out to them,
>: "Do
>: you mind if I join you? My partner didn't show up."
>:
>: "Sure," they said, "You're more than welcome."
>:
>: So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the
>: newcomer. Part way through the course, one of the friends turned to the
>: newcomer and said, "What do you do for a living?"
>:
>: "I'm a hit man," was his reply.
>:
>: "You're joking!" was their response.
>:
>: "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, he pulled out a
>: beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here
>: are
>: my tools."
>:
>: "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I
>: take a
>: look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."
>:
>: So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction
>: of
>: his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic.
>: I
>: can see right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha
>: Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there
>: with
>: her ...... He's naked, too!!! The bitch!"
>:
>: He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"
>:
>: "I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull
>: the
>: trigger."
>:
>: "Can you do two for me now?"
>:
>: "Sure, what do you want?"
>:
>: "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the
>: mouth."
>:
>: "Then my neighbor, he's still a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick
>: off
>: to teach him a lesson."
>:
>: The hit man grabbed the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for
>: a
>: few minutes.
>:
>: "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.
>:
>: "Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a
>: grand
>: here....."
