A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay
bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
hen the gay
waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of
your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
drink.
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you
tell me the
name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the
slogan, 'Just
Do It.' that guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS,
because 'It
really Satisfies.' "The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender
tells him
he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a
beer,
"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says
with a
smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the fella
proudly
replies, "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's on his right
who just
happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you
guys
call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
"FORD, because
Quality is Job One." "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford
lately?" The guy
next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY....'Like a Rock!' "And
gives a
wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
comes up
with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The
bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asks,
"Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE
FOR A WOMAN!'
