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Offline Cantona007

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Poor guy...
« on: May 05, 2006, 01:55:33 PM »
An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local beer hall. One of them says, "Ya know, Ben, I used to have the same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick."
"How did you get it fixed?"
"Well, I just dipped my finger in the cow's vagina and rubbed it all over the bull's nose and he got right after her." Ben goes home to the farm and decides to try it. He grabs a cow, dips his fingers in the cow's vagina and rubs it all around the bull's nose. The bull gets a rip roaring boner and jumps on the cow immediately. Ben was impressed. That night, Ben gets into bed with his wife and can't get the effect on the bull out of his mind. As she lays sleeping, Ben dips his fingers into his wife's vagina and feeling that it's nice and wet, he rubs it all around his nose and gets a rip roaring hard on. He quickly shakes his wife awake and cries out, "Honey, look!" She rolls over, turns on the light and says, "You mean you woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me that you have a nosebleed?"
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Re: Poor guy...
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2006, 05:10:27 PM »
ohhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooo :rotfl:
that not right at all man! lol :rotfl:
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Re: Poor guy...
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2006, 05:48:22 PM »
I feel sick  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Poor guy...
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2006, 09:23:51 PM »
Somebody show Morvantman and Shotta this one quick

dey go dead....

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Re: Poor guy...
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2006, 08:11:43 AM »
nasty yuck

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Re: Poor guy...
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2006, 04:38:57 PM »
 :puking:
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Re: Poor guy...
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2006, 01:12:39 PM »
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Re: Poor guy...
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2006, 02:36:20 PM »
An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local beer hall. One of them says, "Ya know, Ben, I used to have the same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick."
"How did you get it fixed?"
"Well, I just dipped my finger in the cow's vagina and rubbed it all over the bull's nose and he got right after her." Ben goes home to the farm and decides to try it. He grabs a cow, dips his fingers in the cow's vagina and rubs it all around the bull's nose. The bull gets a rip roaring boner and jumps on the cow immediately. Ben was impressed. That night, Ben gets into bed with his wife and can't get the effect on the bull out of his mind. As she lays sleeping, Ben dips his fingers into his wife's vagina and feeling that it's nice and wet, he rubs it all around his nose and gets a rip roaring hard on. He quickly shakes his wife awake and cries out, "Honey, look!" She rolls over, turns on the light and says, "You mean you woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me that you have a nosebleed?"
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Re: Poor guy...
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2006, 02:24:31 PM »
We can do freaky but we can't do nasty.....That my friend is F*&king NASTY LOL :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :devil:
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Re: Poor guy...
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2006, 11:51:39 PM »
The name says it all "POOR GUY".

Fella was just trying a ting.

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Re: Poor guy...
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2006, 11:35:34 AM »
that's wicked!!  :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Poor guy...
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2006, 06:18:57 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Poor guy...
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2006, 07:57:43 AM »
I was eating breakfast   :(

 

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