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Offline Lil Jodie P

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« on: May 05, 2006, 11:28:52 AM »
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath."Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry a bout his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a ck?
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Re: black testicles
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2006, 09:28:14 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
good one Jo

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Re: black testicles
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2006, 08:08:24 AM »
shame on u jodie

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Re: black testicles
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2006, 12:51:46 PM »
jodie ah feel yuh talkin from experience
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: black testicles
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2006, 03:40:13 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: jodie yuh killing meh here
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Re: black testicles
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2006, 09:04:09 PM »
i think i hear this already .. but good one .. lol  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: black testicles
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2006, 06:30:18 AM »
jodie ah feel yuh talkin from experience


:-[ meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!?
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Re: black testicles
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2006, 12:46:39 PM »
Oh no she didn't, nast nurse :rotfl: :angel: