A young priest had his first parish in New York City. One day he decided to walk through Times Square on his way to church. About halfway there a prostitute stopped him and said, "Hey Father, how's about a blow job, only 5 bucks!" Well the reverend being totally innocent had no idea what she was talking about so he smiled and declined. He pondered about what a "blow job" might be until he reached his church. Seeing the Mother Superior he decided he would ask her. When asked what a blow job was the Mother Superior replied, "5 bucks same as downtown!"
