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Offline Cantona007

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A Manc, A Scouser and a Rasta...
« on: May 13, 2006, 12:25:43 PM »
In honour of the Liverpool victory in the FA Cup today...


Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc, "but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"
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Re: A Manc, A Scouser and a Rasta...
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2006, 05:32:53 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl:

On second thoughts, do I sence a bit of racism here? And I'm not talking about the scouser.

I'm not saying it's deliberate by the way.
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Port Vale  We want ah goal!!


To market, to market, with my uncle Jim
Somebody threw a tomato at him
Now, Tomatoes don't hurt with their soft juicy skin
But this one it knackered, 'cause it come in a tin

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Re: A Manc, A Scouser and a Rasta...
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2006, 11:54:23 PM »
:rotfl: :rotfl:

On second thoughts, do I sence a bit of racism here? And I'm not talking about the scouser.

I'm not saying it's deliberate by the way.
Huh?? How you figure?
#include <std/disclaimer.h>
/* Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. -- Donald Knuth */

Offline PortValeChris

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Re: A Manc, A Scouser and a Rasta...
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2006, 06:05:23 AM »
Don't worry about it Cantona,  I don't know what I was thinking last night.  I shall be telling that joke at work on monday  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
PortValeChris  AKA The Former TVV from onevalefan. 

Port Vale  We want ah goal!!


To market, to market, with my uncle Jim
Somebody threw a tomato at him
Now, Tomatoes don't hurt with their soft juicy skin
But this one it knackered, 'cause it come in a tin

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Re: A Manc, A Scouser and a Rasta...
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2006, 12:17:08 PM »
 :rotfl:

 

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