A married couple in Trinidad,Mr and Mrs Jones had been together for 13 years and one day she asks him why he is never romantic to her, he didn't know how to answer because as far as he was concerned he was always romantic. For the next 20 minutes she carried on with this lecture of what is romance etc etc blah blah moan moan belly ache belly ache. He couldn't stand it anymore so he left the room. The next day he decided he would show her how romantic he was by placing an advertisement in the local paper.
In the newspaper office he was told that it would cost £5 for up to ten words and so he wrote down what he wanted to appear in the newspaper column. It read "I think Amy Jones is lovely" He gave it to the man behind the counter and when he read it he says that it is £5 for up to ten words so that means there can be another 4 words at no extra cost.
The next day, Mrs Jones read the paper and saw this ad which read, "I think Amy Jones is lovely. Garden shed for sale.
