Sorry I could nah meet allyuh men, I spen a few nights in de cell. Ah lick dong ah Jamaican going UWI in Grand Central pool room, babaylon lock up de whole side ah we, I spen from de 9th to de 14th, I was suppose to come out on de 12th but de judge never show up and I had to spend de weekend inside. Ah vex no ass boy. I now reach back, that Jamaican get outta hand and I had to remind him he was in T&T and not in Jamaica, ah knock nealy all he jabba jaws teeth out, I tink he remain with only he jaw teeth and wisdom teeth and them when ah done with him, de police and them was geting real kicks, they say they woulda let me go but de Jamaica press charges and this was my second offence, everything cool now, he end up droping de charge after meh boy them pay him ah visit. I had to humble 4 of them and it felt great !!!! RF was on meh mind plently.
But T&T still sweet. I nearly juck-up ah man in jail to, he look lil faggish and he was snooping around, ah tell he, boy yuh come 10m's close ah go hit yuh some serious cuff behind yuh fackin head, after a few days, ah realise he was not ah fargott, he just cool, only 3 ah we was in de cell, he say he inside for thiefing ah car. De next man who was in there, well when I now went in I taught I woulda only spen a night or two in jail, so they give me bread, lentils and meat with some orchard orange juice, I eat out de lentils and drink out de juice, this next man like he real hungry, it seems he was in there a while now, ah break up de hard bread like when yuh feeding duck and throw it for him, de man guts down all we, after that I feel sorry for him and I had to take him under meh wings. Meh mother real vex, so ah promise ah go behave from now on...
Before de 9th though, I throw dong ah nice dougla, them gal learn real thing in T&T now we, MTV and BET training them well...Â
They love lolo... for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
T&T real mordenise sah..... ah even look for Panday in Jail and ah didn't see him.... ah leave a note for Manning (Turetrini fadda) in meh cell because he could end up they to seeing that corruption is ah big thing now.
Roger Boynes de minister of Promises, he give them players any thing yet ? ah loaf ah bread, money, milk, anything at all ? or he still promising.
Ah smoke real grass when I had the chance, I look for Jemmott to see if he could bun one with meh, but no sign, then ah went by Ravi's Rum shop to see if ah see Dwarika, but like he cool dong too. Rahim still playing for Jabloteh reserve team allyuh ?, imagine this man was suppose to be we next Latapy, now he career come and gone....Â
 He head swell, thats why...
Allyuh fill meh in on de latest football scene nah. Ah hear we tie Peru, I read that in jail, them police hook meh up with de papers.
