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dollars and scents.
« on: May 30, 2006, 09:04:26 PM »
a woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a fishing rod for her husband.she grabs one and goes to the counter.she notices the clerk wearing dark shades.she asks, "could you tell me about this." the clerk says,"i'm blind but if you drop it on the counter,i'll be able to tell you all you need to know from the sound it makes." the lady drops it on the counter. the clerk says,"that's a graphite rod with 404 reel and 10 pound test line,it's on sale for $20.00." the woman says she will take it,as she opens her purse her credit card falls out.she bends down to pick it up and accidentally lets one rip.seeing that the blind clerk did not respond she 's not feelin that bad.so the lady says,"that's all." the clerk responds,"that will be $34.50 please." the lady seems baffled and said,"i thought you told me its on sale for 20.00." to which the clerk said,"yes ,it's $20.00 for the rod,$10.00 for the duck call and $4.50 for the cat fish bait." ;D
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Re: dollars and scents.
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2006, 10:08:04 AM »
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Re: dollars and scents.
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2006, 12:41:20 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: No man that wrong!!
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