What Do You Like?
Armando asked his neighbor, "Carlos, do you like women with big stomachs?"
"No," said Carlos.
"Do you like women with breasts that sag to their waist?" asked Armando.
"No," said Carlos.
"Well, Carlos, do you like women with wide hips?" Armando persisted.
"Ay, caramba, amigo! NO!"
"Then tell me, Carlos, why are you having an affair with my wife!?"
