Well judging by the dazzling array of Union flags to be seen at England matches then surely you feel England=Britain anyway.
How pathetic it is to be seen to be supporting England while having flying high the colours of Scotland at the same time, now that is sad and pathetic.
While we are on the "friends" thing, you are clearly the one who is deluded because when you and your knuckledragging mates come to town then most people flee the scene, women and children included,that would suggest a lack of friends in my view.
You see it is you who is falls into the sad/deluded category Mr Johnny English,your pishy nation has nothing going for it, you have no class and no culture so you lot see the only way of expressing your "Englishness" is to invade other countries, drink their beer and partake in an orgy of violence towards anyone in your path. Stand up and take a bow mister, you must be really proud eh. Doesnt that just gladden the heart. It is because of your nations foul agressive manners that the whole world stands by and waits for your demise, and it will come, it will come.
Who better to administer the blow
Than Trinidad and Tobago.
Soca Warriors do your stuff.
Show those English they are not so tough.
Let the whole world raise up their beer
and Dwight Yorke to make us all cheer
by scoring the goals we shall all utter
That England are back in the gutter