After the Great British Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says \"Hey Senor, I would like the world\'s best beer, a Corona.\"
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says \"I\'d like the best beer in the world, give me \'The King Of Beers\', a Budweiser.\"
The bartender gives him one.The guy from Coors says \"I\'d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.\" He gets it.
The guy from Carib sits down and says \"Give me a Coke.\" The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered...
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask \"Why aren\'t you drinking a Carib?\" and the Carib president replies \"Well, if you guys aren\'t drinking beer, neither will I.\"
