one day these to fellas was in a rum shop limin tlkaing about who chile more chupid. de first one say man my chile more dotish than yours by far...watch this. so he call his son and said johnny i want u to take this $10 bill and go to de car dealer and tell him u want a brand new cortina with leather seats and rims. johnny was like ok dadyy and left. the next one man bawl please dais nuttin look at this. and called his son alex. he say alex..i want u to go home and see if i there and if i there tell me that i am looking for me ok. he wa sliek yes daddy. now while walking the 2 children met along the way and began tlkaing. johhny was like my father so chupid eh, give me $10 to buy ah new cortina and eh even tell me what color. steups. the next one wa slike please eh my fadda so dotish he send me to go home and see if he dey and if he dey to tell him that he looking for him. fus de man chupid he
coulda call home 
