A no arms, no legs man was on sitting on the beach near the shoreline
three beautiful women were passing by
the first woman asked him "have you ever been hugged?"
the man replied "No"
so the woman gave him a big hug.
The second woman asked "have you ever been kissed?"
the man again replied "No"
and the second woman gave him a long, wet, french kiss
the third woman leaned over in the man's ear and asked "have you ever been f**ked?"
excitedly the man replied "NO!"
the third woman looked at him and said "well you will be as soon as the tide comes in"
