An today in Germany the US was unable to answer back as the CheckRepublic went on a rampage of carpet bombing, it truly was shock n awe as U.S. fans stood looking like ALICE in wonderland. One interblastic supersonic scorcher missile launched midway on U.S. soil from a CHECK WORLDCUP BOMBER found the back of the net, U.S. F B I an CIA sources said it must be a UFO as nothing showed up on their radar. Meanwhile president Bush has AIRforce One on standbye forseeing the possible outcome of this World Cup.
REPORTING FOR CNN.