Arkansas Gorilla Problem
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> A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
> Within a few weeks the gorilla, a beautiful female, became very
> difficult to handle. Upon examination the zoo veterinarian determined
> the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was
> no male gorilla available.
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> Thinking about their problem, the zoo keeper thought of Bobby Lee
> Walton a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal
> cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed
> ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
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> The zoo keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was
> approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the
> gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest but said he would
> have to think the matter over carefully. The following day he
> announced that he would accept their offer but only under four
> conditions.
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> "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The
> keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
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> "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this." The
> keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
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> "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern
> Baptist." Once again, it was agreed.
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> "And lastly", Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with
> the $500.00."
