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Offline Jumbie

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Be Careful What You Ask For...
« on: June 27, 2006, 06:08:48 AM »


A young boy came home from playing and went up to his mother, saying, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the Woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane ... "

At this point, the boy's mother cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight!"

At the dinner table, she asked little Johnny to tell his story.

"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane," began Johnny. "I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

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Re: Be Careful What You Ask For...
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2006, 06:18:11 AM »
Boy he go get real licks for telling that story....

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Re: Be Careful What You Ask For...
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2006, 08:30:56 AM »
got this before but still great

 

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