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« on: June 10, 2005, 05:12:18 PM »
This is the story of One-stone, the Indian Brave.
This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle.

After years and years of this torment One-stone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning One-stone."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest. There he screwed her all day, he screwed her all night, he screwed her all of the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant business.

Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after many years away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw One-stone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you One-stone."
One-stone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he screwed her all day, screwed her all night, screwed her all the next day,
screwed her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of the story?

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Every one knows you can't kill two birds with one stone.