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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #30 on: July 26, 2007, 01:01:43 PM »
Bad investments department:
Why do people always put in their two cents, when they only get a penny for their thoughts?

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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #31 on: August 01, 2007, 08:03:21 AM »
Why isnít evaporated milk a gas?
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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2007, 07:27:35 AM »
Why is it that John Wayne can get into a punch up with a load of tough  cowboys without feeling pain from all the punches yet when a pretty little woman starts to tend to his cuts and bruises he winces?
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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2007, 01:36:44 PM »
whey de man who start this thread gone.JW must be restin ez these days.
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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2007, 05:20:26 PM »
Why trinis who ago away ,,like to talk about trini like they working for the tourism board .

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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #35 on: August 20, 2007, 02:16:05 PM »
How come the green olives does be in a nice see through jar but the Black olives does get locked up in ah metal can?
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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2007, 03:47:01 AM »
Where are the answers to these questions?

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« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2007, 04:50:43 AM »
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Why isnít evaporated milk a gas?

How can you drink a gas?  :rotfl:


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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #38 on: August 24, 2007, 07:01:17 AM »
How do I remove ah dead fish ,from my goldfish screen saver .

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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2007, 06:16:46 PM »
 Why are violets blue and not violet?
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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2007, 09:27:14 PM »
do vegetarians eat animal crackers.
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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #41 on: August 27, 2007, 04:30:36 PM »
whademuddacontdoeswrongwitallyuhatall??
         

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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #42 on: August 30, 2007, 03:04:26 PM »
Why do calculators/keyboards have digits bottom to top, but phones top to bottom?

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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #43 on: August 31, 2007, 08:33:46 AM »
How come in the world, we have a Middle East but no Middle West?
         

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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #44 on: August 31, 2007, 10:05:05 PM »
could u make ah fish broth with ripe green fig?
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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #45 on: September 14, 2007, 09:47:34 AM »
does it have ah receipe for reverse sweat rice ???

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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #46 on: September 14, 2007, 09:52:26 AM »
does it have ah receipe for reverse sweat rice ???
yeah,is called HORN. ;D
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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #48 on: September 17, 2007, 03:28:09 PM »
If you were going to shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2007, 05:24:00 AM »
If you were going to shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

no, you should never shoot a mime because "a mime is a terrible thing to waste".

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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #50 on: September 18, 2007, 08:35:13 AM »
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Why isnít evaporated milk a gas?

How can you drink a gas?  :rotfl:



the same way Yu does put in your car  ;)
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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #51 on: September 18, 2007, 08:37:55 AM »
why do women complain the car hot inside, but dare-not roll the window down?
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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #52 on: September 19, 2007, 11:44:59 AM »
why do women complain the car hot inside, but dare-not roll the window down?

eh ???
because its a crime towards hair stylist

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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #53 on: September 19, 2007, 01:19:54 PM »
why do women complain the car hot inside, but dare-not roll the window down?
mal jeux yuh need to get ah car with AC.
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« Reply #54 on: September 19, 2007, 09:18:35 PM »
why do women complain the car hot inside, but dare-not roll the window down?
mal jeux yuh need to get ah car with AC.

aircondition is for when they wearing slik buddice and ah want to see nipples. Odda dan dat, I have to save meh gas.
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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #55 on: October 22, 2007, 05:15:12 AM »
whan you take the wings off a "Fly" do you then call it a "Walk"?

How come every mosquito could fly but not one fly could mosquito ? (Bip up to Luta)
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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #56 on: October 22, 2007, 07:22:07 AM »
why is it that when you scratch your back the itch does move?
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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #57 on: November 21, 2007, 09:09:14 PM »
If you were going to shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

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de real question is, if de police arrest said mime, would they tell him he have the right to remain silent?

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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #58 on: November 23, 2007, 08:28:44 PM »
If a rasta get knock out is he still conscious ?

Is a lost Chinese Man disoriented ?

Are Scotland fans singing "Are you England in Disguise" when their teams play crap now ?
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Re: Ask a question ah day
« Reply #59 on: November 26, 2007, 07:13:42 PM »
 Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
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