While walking the course, the Guyanese wife's foot got caught in
a
> >rabbit hole, tripped, and fell. Her skirt flipped over her head, reveling
> >that she wasn't wearing any panties. The Guyanese man was very angry, and
> > demanded to know why she wasn't wearing any underwear. "Well,
> >dahlin'", she explained, "you give me so little money that I hav' ta
make
> >sacrifices. Usually, nobody notices." The Guyanese man pulls $20 out of
> >his pocket. "Here! Go to Victoria Secrets and buy yourself some
> >underwear."
> >
> > Two holes further, the Jamaican man's wife tripped on a molehill,
> >and fell. Her skirt was up over her head, reveling that she wasn't
wearing
> >any panties either! The Jamaican man, obviously upset, asked his wife
why
> >she
> > wasn't wearing any underwear. "Well, honey", she told him, "ya
> >give me so little money, me cahn shop for no panty." The Jamaican man
> >pulls out $10 from his pocket. "Here! Go to K-Mart and get yourself some
> >underwear!!"
> >
> > Three holes later, the Trinidadian man's wife tripped and fell
into
> >a sandtrap. She landed with her skirt over her head revealing that she
too
> >wasn't wearing any panties. Needless to say, the Trinidadian man was
very
> >upset and embarrassed, and demanded an explanation. His wife's
explanation
> >was the same as the others.
> >
> > Furious, the Trinidadian man reached in his pocket and said,
> >"Here's a comb. The least you could do is keep it neat."
> >
