A new British Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
African desert, during his first inspection of his new outfit,
he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant
said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post, and no
women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have the
camel."
The Captain replied, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
about urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain started having his own urges. Crazy with
passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stood on the ladder, pulled
his pants down and had wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he was done, he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No, not really, sir...they usually just ride the camel into town...where
the women are!!
