Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been "
"I was out getting a tattoo," Fred replied.
"A tattoo " she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get "
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking " she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates "
"Well, for one, I like to watch my money grow," said Fred.
"Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
"Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
"And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
