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TT vs. USA
« on: July 20, 2006, 01:19:08 PM »
USA vs TNT

  USA: Such tasteful Hors d'heurves, sumptuous finger foods, wow!
  TnT: Whuddy ass is dis? Whey de blasted food?

  USA: Here Kitty kitty.. get down from the roof.
  TnT: Ey yuh ole dutty stinkin cyat, come off de bleddy gyalvanize
  before ah drop two stone in yuh ass!

  USA: Aren't those pants a bit short?
  TnT: Yuh expekin flood or wha?

  USA: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.
  TnT: Buh wha trouble is dis? Boy st! op flingin meh grip so.

  USA: Lift the hood of the car for me John.
  TnT: Yute-man, fly de bonnet nuh!

  USA: I love you girl.
  TnT: Ah rell check fuh yuh, yuh know.

  USA: Oh the poor little boy is handicap.
  TnT: Look at de lil invalid...

  USA: It's time for a perm.
  TnT: Gyul , yuh head need straightenin bad. Yuh doh see all de
  gren-gren showin.

  USA: I have a stomach ache.
  TnT: Oh gorm..............meh belly gripein meh.

  USA: He has no manners.
  TnT: He doh have no broughtupcy.


  USA: WOW!...........he ! has such a bad body odor
  TnT: Yuh doesn't bade?.......oh shit man...... yuh smellin stink!


  USA: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.
  TnT: Dat chile too dam harden.

  USA: He has a touch of Dyslexia.
  TnT: He duncee fuh so.

  USA: I need a bottle of Peptobismol...my stomach hurts.
  TnT: Ah need ah purge bad...ah cork up.

  USA: It's been a long time since I've seen you girl.
  TnT: A..A...! You still alive gyul?

  USA: Oh my goodness, we have lost electricity.
  TnT: Jeezanages!!......current gorn again.

  USA: This meal is not too bad.
  TnT: ! Wha doh kill does fatten and wha doh fatten does purge.

  USA: Oh my, your feet are so ashy.
  TnT: Is how yuh foot and dem look like yuh was kickin flour

  so...yuh couldn't a rub lil coconut oil on yuh foot?



 

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