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Why Trinis cyah go to war
« on: May 10, 2005, 09:08:44 PM »
Ten Reasons why Trinis should not go to war


 1.. Running on Trini time - the soldiers would be too late to fight

 2.. Coolers filled with Carib and Stag would take priority over military backpacks.


 3.. The war would be known as, "The Desert Lime" .
 
4.. War supplies would consist of doubles and red solo.
 
 5.. Mass surrender because trini troops keep waving their rags in the air.

6.. The pilots would go on strike .
 
 7.. Army tanks would be replaced by unruly Maxi Taxis.
 
8.. The desert would be used as another hot venue for the WASA fete .
 
 9.. Patriotic trini troops would wear red rather than army green .
 
10. Trini troops would only advance to the sound of steelpan and serious brass.