> CLASSIC VERSION:
>> The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building
>> his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper
>> thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
>> Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper
>> has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
>>
>> THE TRINIDADIAN VERSION:
>> The ant works hard in the withering heat all day long, building his
>> house and laying up supplies for the rainy season. The grasshopper
>> thinks he's a fool, dances at fetes and plays Carnival.
>> Eventually, the ant is warm and well fed .
>> The now homeless grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to
>> know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while
>> others less fortunate like him are homeless and starving .
>>
>> CCN (Caribbean Communications Network) shows up to provide live
>> coverage of the homeless grasshopper, with cuts to a video of the ant
>> in his comfortable warm home with a table filled with food.
>> Trinidadians are stunned that in a country of such oil wealth, this
>> poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so, while others have plenty.
>>
>> The NATUC, the CWU and the Coalition against Poverty demonstrate in
>> front of the ant's house. CCN, interrupts the Point Fortin cultural
>> festival special with breaking news, broadcasts them singing "We
>> Shall Overcome."
>>
>> Cro Cro rants in an interview with Elizabeth Solomon that the ant
has
>> gotten rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate
>> tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share."
>>
>> In response to polls, the Government drafts the Economic Equity and
>> Grasshopper Anti-Discrimination Act, retroactive to the beginning
>> ofAugust. The ant's taxes are reassessed and he is also fined for
>> failing to hire grasshoppers as helpers. Without enough money to pay
>> both the fine and his newly imposed retroactive taxes, his home is
>> confiscated by the government. The ant moves to the United States
and
>> starts a successful agribiz company.
>> CCN later shows the now fat grasshopper finishing up the last of the
>> ant's food, while the government house he is in, which just happens
to
>> be the ant's old house, crumbles around him hadn't maintained it.
>> Inadequate government funding is blamed, Hudson-Phillips is appointed
>> to head a commission of enquiry that will cost $10,000,000. The
>> grasshopper is soon dead of a drug overdose. The TnT Mirror blames it
>> on obvious failure of government to address the root causes of
>> despair arising from social inequity. The abandoned house is taken
>> over by a gang of small island spiders, praised by the government for
>> enriching Trinidad's multi cultural diversity, who promptly terrorize
>> the community.
>>
>>
>> THE END