Bob was not normally a heavy drinker so was surprised when
he woke up in an alley after a bachelor party. Bob decided
to answer natures call before walking out of the alley to
find out where he was.
When he saw that he had one red ring and one brown ring around
his cock Bob tore out of the alley, found his car, and went
to the nearest emergency room.
After the doctor took samples of the rings it seemed like
hours passed before he walked back into the examining room.
The doctor looked at Bob and said, “I’ve got good news and
bad news, which would you like to hear first?”
Bob was having a pretty shitty day so far, so asked to hear
the good news first.
The doctor replied, “The red ring is lipstick.”
“So what could the bad news be?” asked Bob.
The doctor replied as he left the examining room, “The brown
ring is chewing tobacco.”
