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Offline d1onlysexysugar

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plez read dis
« on: August 04, 2006, 02:58:47 PM »
Imagine u r under Surgery...... n u can hear the doctors .....

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor — we're going to need a mop.

Bo! Bo! Come back with that ! Bad Dog !

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that ?

Hand me that.... uh.... that uh.... thingie.

Oh no ! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops ! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before ?

Darn, there goes the light again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them.

Everybody stand back ! I lost my contact lens !

Could you stop that thing from beating ? It's throwing my concentration off..

What's this doing here ?

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

That's cool ! Now can you make his leg twitch ?

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.

Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right ?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel ?

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct ?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card ?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

FIRE ! FIRE ! Everyone get out now 

Darn ! Page 47 of the manual is missing !
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