She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a
>very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset! You are a
>disrespectful pig!" she cried "How dare you do this to me - a faithful
>wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce
>straight away!"
>And he replied:
>Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened"
>Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to
>me!"
>
>And he began:
>Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here
>asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that took
>pity on her and let her into the car.
>I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
>told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I
>brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,
>the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The
>poor thing devoured them in moments.
>Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was
>doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
>them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans
>that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are
>too tight.
>
>I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
>don't wear because I don't have good taste.
>I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't
>wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the
>expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like
>them.."
>
>He took a quick breath and continued:
>She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to
>the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said
>'"Please.........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
