Little Paul watched his daddy's car pass by
the school playground & go into
the woods. Curious, Paul followed the car &
saw Daddy & Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Paul found this so
exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home & started to
tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground & I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look & he was giving
Aunt Jane a big Kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane
helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..."
At this point Mommy cut him off & said, "Paul,
this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for
supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it
tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Paul to tell his story. Paul
started his story, "I was at the playground & I saw Daddy's car go into
the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look & he was giving Aunt Jane a
big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane & Daddy
started doing the same thing that Mommy & Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy
was in the Army.
