THREE ELDERLY LADIES NAMED GERTRUDE, MAUDE, AND AUDREY WERE
SITTING ON A PARK BENCH HAVING A CONVERSATION, WHEN A FLASHER
APPROACHED FROM ACROSS THE PARK.
THE FLASHER CAME UP TO THE LADIES, STOOD RIGHT IN FRONT OF
THEM AND TO THEIR SHOCK AND DISMAY, OPENED HIS TRENCH COAT.
GERTRUDE IMMEDIATELY HAD A STROKE.
THEN MAUDE ALSO HAD A STROKE.
BUT AUDREY, BEING OLDER AND MORE FEEBLE, COULDN'T REACH THAT
FAR.
