A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and
>>engage in an animated conversation.
>>
>> The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
>>attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
>>following:
>>
>> "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I
>>come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come
>>again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
>>
>> "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
>>indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public
>>places about our sex lives."
>>
>> "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?
>>
>> I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell " Mississippi'."