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Offline AB.Trini

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N O SPEKAH DE ENGLISH
« on: August 25, 2006, 07:33:55 PM »
 A bus stops and two Italian men get on.  They sit down and
>>engage in an animated conversation.
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>>   The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
>>attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
>>following:
>>
>>   "Emma come first.  Den I come.  Den two asses come together.  I
>>come once-a-more.  Two asses, they come together again.  I come
>>again and pee twice.  Then I come one lasta time."
>>
>>   "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
>>indignantly.  "In this country we don't speak aloud in public
>>places about our sex lives."
>>
>>   "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?
>>
>>    I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell " Mississippi'."

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Re: N O SPEKAH DE ENGLISH
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2006, 02:02:23 AM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Re: N O SPEKAH DE ENGLISH
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2006, 01:20:33 PM »
That's terrible...  :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: N O SPEKAH DE ENGLISH
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2006, 05:08:36 PM »
good one
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

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Re: N O SPEKAH DE ENGLISH
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2006, 06:02:42 AM »
Nice!!!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: N O SPEKAH DE ENGLISH
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2006, 08:50:55 AM »
yuh had me goin fuh ah while too.lol.
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: N O SPEKAH DE ENGLISH
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2006, 03:32:47 PM »
 :beermug: :beermug: boss
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