A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the hospital when, during
>her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
> "Oh my god!" screamed the woman. "that's disgraceful! Why is he
>doing that?"
> The doctor who was leading the tour explained, "I am very sorry, but
>this man has a serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with
>semen if he doesn't do that five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain
and his
>testicles could rupture.
> "Oh, well in that case, I guess it's ok," commented the woman.
> In the very next room they could see that a nurse was performing
>oral sex on a different male patient. Again the woman screamed
>"Oh my god! How can that be justified?"
> The doctor replied..."same illness, better health plan"
