The TRINI Dog
A wealthy TRINI man decided to go on safari in Africa. Back to his roots.He took his
faithful pot hound dog along for company.
One day the TRINI dog starts chasing butterflies and before long the
dog discovers that he is lost like dat.
Then, while wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in
his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
The dog thinks, "Oh boy, I'm in deep shit now."
Then he notices some bones lying nearby on the ground and immediately
settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Think trini stupid or what
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Lordy,
that was one ire leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, and slinks
away into the trees.
"Whew", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it
for protection from the leopard.
So off he goes. But the dog sees him heading off after the leopard and
figures that something is amiss and follows the monkey.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans about
the dog's ruse and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Hop on my
back, monkey, and see what's going to happen to that no good conniving
canine so-and-so."
Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and
thinks "Oh boy, it looks like I've really had it now."
But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to the leopard
and the monkey and pretends that he hasn't seen them. And just when
they get close enough to hear him, the dog says, "Where the hell is
that blasted monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to get me another
leopard and he's not back yet."
